This page is just to keep track of the goals that I have accumulated for myself over time. I will list the ones that I have now and add more as I think of them. Obviously, the ones that are crossed out are completed.
1. Own at least 9 Armani suits.
2. Own a Mercedes-Benz.
3. Visit the Balto monument in Central Park.
4. Get a milk mustache from a breast.
5. Throw out a first pitch, somewhere, somehow.
6. Pass a car on the inside of a normal two lane street.
7. Make it rain in a strip club with at least $300 in one dollar bills.
8. Get within 10 feet of Keira Knightley.
9. Stop on the side of the road and assist a random motorist.
10. Purchase and set free 5 lobsters out of lobster tanks in restaurants.
