My Life Goals

This page is just to keep track of the goals that I have accumulated for myself over time. I will list the ones that I have now and add more as I think of them. Obviously, the ones that are crossed out are completed.

1. Own at leastĀ 9 Armani suits.

2. Own a Mercedes-Benz.

3. Visit the Balto monument in Central Park.

4. Get a milk mustache from a breast.

5. Throw out a first pitch, somewhere, somehow.

6. Pass a car on the insideĀ of a normal two lane street.

7. Make it rain in a strip club with at least $300 in one dollar bills.

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